The Sincere Traffic Constable

On one cloudy Monday morning, as he hurried for his job interview in the Hi-tech City, Suraj Babus bike was stopped at the Yosufguda check post by a traffic constable standing in the middle of the road like a football goal keeper waiting to stop a penalty kick.

Following the protocol , like a server at a Udipi restaurant reading out the menu - Idli, vada , Dosa , Mysore masala dosa, Rava dosa, Bisi bela bath , Kesari bath the constable quickly read the list of required documents and asked Suraj to pay a fine of 100 Rupees without receipt ,500 Rupees with receipt for each missing document.

                                  Suraj

Sorry, I do not have cash on me.

Without uttering another word the constable got on to the bike. Sitting behind Suraj he asked him to follow his directions. Shocked, Suraj thought his bike is being taken to the traffic police station.

                                 Suraj

Where are we going?

                               Constable

Just follow my directions.

In five minutes they have reached Tirumala Wines.

                              Constable

Behind this wine store is the Dena Bank ATM. Go withdraw three hundred rupees.

                                Suraj

Why three hundred? I don't need a receipt.

                               Constable

Hundred for you , and two hundred for those two.

                                Suraj

Which Two?

                              Constable

In these ten minutes I am investing in you, I would have got hold of at least two more irresponsible and careless dudes like you. Hurry up now.

India’s Nuclear Football Secret Revealed

The Nuclear Football is a black briefcase, the contents of which is to be used by the President of the United States of America to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed command centers, such as the White House Situation Room.

A replica of this was gifted to India when we bought a billion dollar worth C-17 aircrafts from Russia in 2002.Since then it is handed over to the prime minister or the puppet man/woman(party president) after each election. As we have several internal strikes like poverty, corruption and separate state to worry about, forgetting about the nuclear strikes this briefcase is being used to store the CBI's database passwords.

Since then the CBI has the only information the party in power provides them with and they have to wait for the opposition to come to power to work on the current party scams.

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Indian Literacy Rate Rises in 2011

India's effective literacy rate has recorded a 9.2 per cent rise to reach 74.04 per cent, according to provisional data of the 2011.

Kerala has the highest literacy rate at 93.91 per cent followed by Lakshadweep at 92.28 per cent. 

Legislative Assembly is at the bottom of the ladder with literacy rate of 20 percent followed by Parliament at 40 percent approximately.

Now we know why they argue and fight like kids in the assembly and where all the  government money is going - Towards their schooling.


It is only an approximation , as more than 50 percent of the members were absent from the assembly when the survey was conducted .