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From a Fresher to a Fresher

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Dear Fresher, The confusion that fills your mind after the farewell party and accompanies you out of the college is not something you are let alone in to.Everyone one including me went through it and this is just an attempt to make things better for you. Like the schools that have ranges in donations for a LKG seat every company has its own range of percentages for us to get an interview call.For example companies like TCS are ok with 60 percent and sometimes even 50 percent.Oracle might demand 70 percent and an other Miracle might even expect 80 percent. Now let me Divide the Made in India students in to classes to conquer the topic... Those who score 70 to 100 percent fall under the A Class Most of them make it to the on campus interviews and grab offers , unless the job markets are really screwed up.And the rest would make it to GATE,CAT, GRE etc.Otherwise they are really screwed up. 60 to 70 percent fall in to the B Class Hard workers among these will m...

Sunday is for mom made dosa and chicken....

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సెట్టమ్మ పోసేది ఎర్రకారం దోశ...  మురళి క్రిష్నాలో తెస్తే రవ్వ-మసాల దోశ..  హాస్టల్లో పెట్టారు నిదురబుచ్చే దోశ..  ఎడిసన్ చేరాక కీమా రొయ్యల దోశ...  వీటన్నింటినీ మరపించేదే ఆదివారం అమ్మ చేతి దోశ.... స్కూలున్నపుడు అమ్మ విస్సుకోని నాన్న ప్రయత్నపూర్వకంగా ప్రయత్నిస్తే కాని నిద్ర లేయని మేము ,ఆదివారం నాన్న గారు చికెన్ తేవడానికి వెల్తున్నారు అనగానే ఇట్టే లేసి అట్టే రేడీ అయ్యిపొయేవాల్లం.అది 1982లో పెదనాన్న గారు నాన గారికి ఇచ్చిన బజాజ్ చేతక్ .పేరుకి చేతక్ అయిన మాకు మటుకు అది బజాజ్ పుష్పక్ .మనసుకి ఎక్కడికి వెల్లాలనిపిస్తే అక్కడికి సెరవేగంగా వెల్లిపొయేవాల్లం. తమ్ముడు హ్యాండిల్ పట్టుకుని ముందు నిలుచున్నాడు,వెనక సీట్ ఎక్కేసి నాన్న నడుము చుట్టూ చేతులు వేసి నేను రెడీ అయ్యాను.కిక్ కొట్టగానే మొదట పొగ వచ్చింది ,తరువాత డి.కె.మ కలాశాల ఇంకాస్త దూరం వెల్లగానే మా స్కూలు వచ్చాయి. సూర్య కిరణాలు తాకి ఆవిరవుతున్న మంచు చినుకులు గాలిలో తేమలా మొహానికి తగులుతూంటే మనసు ఆనందంతో నెండిపోయేది. ఇంకాస్తా దూరం పొదలకూరు రోడ్డు పై వెల్లగనే రోడ్డుకి కుడి వైపు భాషా భై చికెన్ షాప్.కేజి బ్రయిలర్ ...

Lord Hanuma in US Embassy

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Just a satire meant for fun .... Alternately switching between Hanumas Experience With Lanka Devi and the US Visitor Visa experience.... 10000 BC(Roughly) Lord hanuma in search of sita devi has reached the shores of lanka and prospective US visitors in the quest of visa have reached the US Embassy. That Hanuma, best among monkeys, the intellectual son of Vayu, one with great might, stood on the mountain called Lamba with its high peaks equaling a high cloud, gathered courage and entered at night the city of Lanka ruled by Ravana and filled with beautiful forests and places of water such as lakes. Propective Visitors: It was big line outside consular office, we directly went near gate and showed my appointment letter to security, he asked us to go inside. 10000 BC Thereafter, the guardian of that city, in her own form, saw Hanuma, the best among monkeys and the mighty one, entering. Seeing that best among monkeys Hanuma there, that Lanka ruled by Ravana, rose up hers...

Poem - Just a sweet feel.....

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హ్రుదయం పాడే మౌన గీతం పెదవిని దాటదే... పెదవిని వీడే ప్రతి పదం ప్రేమను దాచెనే... కన్నులు నెండుగా నీ రూపం రెప్పే వేయదే... సమయమె తెలియని ఈ నిమిషం నీ చెంతే చేరెలే...

Nijam Infotech : Yahoo!! The messenger of Love

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"The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental."   In the last decade the real estate boom has given birth to several millionaires in India.So much money that they have invested in every business possible.One such millionaires is real estate Ranjith .Inspired by Satyam (before the scam)  he started Nijam Infotech . Aiming to be one of the fortune 500 companies ,he quickly realized that they cant go any further than fortune 500 thousand.... Nijam Infotech ,Above the Madhina Cafe,below the Anytime Call Center,Sainikpuri,Hyderabad It is Karthiks first day and Madhu  one of the senior developers is taking him around the office. This is Anniyan Asha our Receptionist. If she goes out of the door on the right and comes out of the door on her left she is our HR. Anniyan from the Anniyan movie, the tamil version of Aparichithudu.. As they enter The Office .... Karthik is Shocked to see,al...

Stalin Went in to Coma : అంటే/Means?

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"The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental." March 4th 1953 Time 10PM Chennai India When the world kisses goodnight to their kids is when the news dailies turn on their lights."Bharat News" is one such upcoming english daily.The composers are busy composing the headlines.The chief editors reviewing the content on the local edition ,the columnist with the sports page and the cartoonist drawing Nehrujis caricature. Standing at one corner as tall as the machines ,wearing thick glasses and reading the paper keeping it close to his face is "The Boss" who is known for his bad temper.Standing next to him with a intimidated expression on his face is one of the chief editors. The Boss: How in the world can we compete with "The Hindu"  if you keep making such silly mistakes? I have asked you to print... Buffalo is their new party symbol and what did you...

Indian Caste System : Know your history

When i see educated people getting together/ignoring others on the name of caste   Students fighting for their movie heroes in the name of caste   NRIs who have seen the world , splitting in to organizations in the name of caste   People being offered jobs even with out an interview in the name of caste Parents in todays society still looks out for matches in the name of caste Politicians while trying to be demigods exploiting people in the name of caste Have the people who dismiss caste as an inhuman and nazi system, ever attempted to understand its original purpose and genius? Is it really worse than the huge class differences you can see nowadays in Europe? At any rate, we should not allow it to be exploited shamelessly against us, as it has been in the last two centuries, by missionnaries, "secular" historians, Moghuls, and by pre and post-independance Indian politicians - each for their own purpose. The Beautiful Beginning The original social system ...